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lemasteringlife

An immature teen rapper whose music sucks. He claims to be professional but isn't. He once was an avid iFunny user who eventually got banned for posting stupid shit. He's like iFunnyChef or David Chef, however, he is ten times worse. He believes he will become famous; maybe, however, probably not. He is rejected by the entire iFunny community and it'll always be this way.
Yo, David Chef actually did something amazing, he banned LeMasteringLife!
by Platinum3d June 21, 2014
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lemme f1nd out

It is the urban dictionary handle for their #1 word definer.....Jonathan F. Aka Dartacus
#1 on my all time urban dictionary word definer list has to be Lemme F1nd Out!!!
by LemmeF1ndOut January 10, 2021
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Leima

Leima means queen in Manipuri language. As the name suggests queen, she's the queen of beauty. She's very hot,she's amazing and very good. She is sexy as hell and most importantly the beauty queen. Leima love pet dogs so much. Leima is very helpful and she has a heart of gold. She's an angel sent to this universe.
Leima means queen in Manipuri language.
by Anonymous user4 November 22, 2021
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lemme crack

by Ibnnnn April 12, 2023
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lemeard

Lemeard is also known as Leaky, because of his constant fear that the enemy will be able to see through his smoke screens. And this is why:
"I want all my mortars to fire at the same time!"
"What?"
"All of them! I don't want anything left between me and the enemy!"
"But sir..."
"Do it now."
"Yes sir!"
And they did so. The enemy couldn't see through their smokescreen. And they were hit by the barrage. By the hundreds.
Somehow... Lemeard survived.
His troops, on the other hand, lost almost half their battalion's strength. Even though they fired at an area where there weren't many soldiers.
"It doesn't matter if we lose men," said Lemeard. "They are just dead weight anyway."
The next day he ordered mortar rounds to be filled with explosive powder. And even though the shells were filled with enough explosives to take out a whole village, not one single round missed its target. Not a single soldier escaped alive from the bombardment.
Leaky Lemeard was scared when the smoke screen lifted.
by FelisSilvestris May 22, 2023
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Angry Lehman

Fisting with a glove on
She was so wet I slipped a glove like a goalie and fisted like an Angry Lehman
by Excel Assassin July 6, 2008
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