Lemons

A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.

Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.

by Clone394 June 5, 2011

lamond

The coolest last name ever that means “the world” in French. The lamonds rule Western Australia

I wish I was part of the Lamond family

by Kylorensmyhusband May 2, 2018

lemons

Fun To Throw At People

Lets Throw Lemons At People!!

by A*Girl July 6, 2006

sweet lemons

The term sweet lemons comes from the saying, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." It means making the best of an undeniably bad situation, even if it involves complete and utter denial, mixing lemons with cuploads of sugar until they actually taste sweet. It is essentially the equal opposite of sour grapes.

Jimmy was born with a third nipple. This would normally not be something to rave about, but his mother gently reassures him, "Well, look at it this way, son; you're unique and you'll always have something for show and tell." :) Sweet lemons!

by Derya September 6, 2006

Washing lemons

Washing lemons is to prepare the anus by cleaning before rimming

Shall we start washing lemons before we start anal coitus

by Arthur mix November 4, 2021

Jeromifthstain Rommipflain Jicklecrak J.r Jeremy Lemonsquat MXVII

A very sexy man who can steal your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, brother, sister, mother, father, dog, cat, fish, turtle, hamster, horse, cow, goat(s), , sheep, bird, ferret, chicken, rooster, hen, banana, stepsister, stepbrother, stepmom, stepdad, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, cousin, other cousin, godmother, godfather, god-sister, god-brother, dog god-dog, god-cat, step-dog, step-cat, step-grandfather, step-grandmother, step-aunt, step-uncle, step-cousin, other step-cousin, paternal step-brother, maternal step-brother, paternal god-brother, maternal god-brother, paternal step-god-brother, maternal step-god-brother, etc.

Hot woman: Omg ITS JERMOFTHSTAIN ROMMIPFLAIN JICKLECRAK J.R JEREMY LEMONSQUAT MXVII!! HE’S SO SEXY
Jeromifthstain Rommipflain Jicklecrak J.r Jeremy Lemonsquat MXVII: eh you’re not hot enough for me
Hot lady(s): sigh date me

by RealWambit May 3, 2022

Lamont

Nice body and sexy species. That's good with the ladies .has a nice taste in shoes

Get u a lamont

by Kingdrippy April 8, 2017