dolphin laid 

when a male falls asleep while receiving a handjob.

"So I was at a party last night with this girl and i was so high that i fell asleep while receiving a handjob," Jordan said.

"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.

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dolphin laid by pvb1012 October 9, 2009

getting laid 

what we live for but never achieve

john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard

getting laid by thechas3 September 29, 2020

get laid 

To get fucked.

Jason: Dude I got laid last night
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself

get laid by Anonymous August 19, 2003

get laid 

"Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...

There once was a girl from Belgrade.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.

get laid by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015

to get laid 

(to) have sex

Want to get Laid? = Want to have sex?

to get laid by Christmas29 November 28, 2013

e-laid 

A term that I coined for the act of a male player of a MMORPG helping a seemingly female player in some way solely because of her gender. This is referred to as "trying to get e-laid" because the male is doing it solely because the person in need of help appears to be of the opposite gender, hence it is sexual in nature, but still taking place on the internet. The geeky male does it because he holds some small hope that it could develop into an e-lationship.

Ironically, most of the female characters in question turn out to also be males IRL, and this is often revealed after a lengthy period of cyberstalking.

Dude, just admit it: you only gave her some money cause you're trying to get e-laid.

e-laid by Bloodloss September 19, 2004

paid and laid 

The act of receiving monetary compensation for a good or service within the same time span of engaging in sexual activity.

David: dude, i totally got my paycheck from Coldstone today.

Spencer: sick, I got paid by Kams today and pounded Gayle. That's what I call paid and laid.

paid and laid by Trynasasaurs Rex July 6, 2010