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The act of receiving monetary compensation for a good or service within the same time span of engaging in sexual activity.
David: dude, i totally got my paycheck from Coldstone today.

Spencer: sick, I got paid by Kams today and pounded Gayle. That's what I call paid and laid.
by Trynasasaurs Rex June 30, 2010
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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