Kobe

To penetrate the defense and score via slam dunk to the back door.

I'm going to Kobe da next blonde white girl that shows up in my hotel room and make her kiss it.
Then I'm going to buy my wife a $4 milllion ring.

by 50 cent crack dealer November 18, 2003

Kobe

a rawl ass b-ball player that plays for the L.A. Lakers.

better than lebron,T-Mac,iverson,and all those other over-rated and over-paid foolz.

alot of you called kobe a 'rapist'kobe had consensual sex,its different from rape...that gold diggin bitch he macked even admitted it and she just wants his cash

hate or love Kobe,hes the best and he plays better than you ever will

kobe is better than you cause:
-he puts up 20+ points a night
-you put 20+ points up...in NBA Live 05 but never put 1 point in an actual NBA game....so until you do that,and win 3 championships...dont say kobe 'sucks' and dont judge him

you hate kobe??? then why does you and your whole family buy his gear??

hate or love kobe,you cant deny his skills

by tha truth teller April 29, 2005

Kobe

by the way.he dropped 81 pts,thats history and something that Wade,Queen James,Iverson,or no other overrated player in the NBA can do.....

bow down to the mighty #8......bitches

im not sayin that hes the best player ever,but at least recognize Kobe,and show the man some respect

by tha truth teller April 17, 2006

Kobed

A rape young girls without any guilt or liability because of high priced lawyers.

I almost kobed my way through life, but my lawyers didn't accept my "IOU's"

by CP1477 February 10, 2004

Kobe

Making a goal with complete luck without even trying

*Throws crumbled peace of paper at wall out of anger above trash can and makes it in the trash can*

Mark:Damnn Kobe

by ColdflamedMike February 26, 2010

KOBE

Say this as a one liner when shooting or tossing something at something, this is for dramatic effect

(Cross map tomahawk) "KOBE"

by Sir Spyro December 29, 2014

KOBE

A verb that is used to before someone throws something into a basket

"I'm gonna Kobe this piece of paper into the trashcan."

by bigthill February 22, 2017