Kobe 

1.) The man who averages 4.5 assists, which is more than Rip Hamilton, Wilt Chamberlin, Carmelo Anthony, etc.

2.) The man who, dispite being a SHOOTING GUARD, averages over 5 rebounds a game

3.) Probly the best defencive guard in the game, who made the All-NBA Team AND All-Defencive team last year

4.) The greatest player in the NBA, but will never win an MVP because people don't like him enough even to put him in the top five MVP ballot (2006 an example)

5.) A Leader on the court, who had led the youngest NBA team in the NBA to the playoffs last year (Still didn't win MVP last year)

6.) Someone that did something Jordan couldn't do, score 81 points in a game, the single greatest moment in NBA history (Still didn't win MVP)

7.) Someone who scored 61 points in 3 quarters againts the Western Conference Champion Mavericks (Still didn't win MVP)

8.) The man who was on a team that people felt were the worst team in the league (Next to the Jazz, Bobcats, and Hawks) but still got them to the playoffs (Still didn't win MVP)

9.) The man who completley shut down Steve Nash (Current MVP) in round one in the plaoffs (Still didn't win MVP)

10.) The Eventual All-Time Leading scorer

11.) Most Exsplosive player ever to play in the NBA

12.) The person that people who know nothing about basketball still consider a ballhog

13.) The man who was found INNOCENT of rape

14.) Three-Time NBA Champion

15.) Greatest Player Ever

Stupid: Kobe's a ballhog

Very Stupid: Kobe's a Rapist

Extremely Stupid: Kobe's Overated

Smart: Your all dumbasses

Kobe by Cards in 06 September 6, 2006

Kobe 

Most hated player in the nba, by the media and as a result, by people too. Media makes him out to be a rapist, uncoachable, ball hog that drives away players, the media also makes complete lies about celebritys, as said by celebritys on Conan O'Brian and other shows.

Anyway, He dropped 81 in a game, which by today's rules, is the most by any player in the history of basketball. Technically, Wilt Chamberlyne owns the record at 100 points, but that was played back when players would average maybe around 50+ points and 20 rebounds a game.

He was accused of rape, but was proven NOT GUILTY. Again, who are you going to trust, the media or a court? NOT GUILTY is NOT GUILTY.

Kobe HAS made his team better. No Shaq, No Karl Malone, No Rick Fox, STILL led his team to the playoffs and almost won if it wasn't for Phil's gameplan. He is a leader, a balla, and WILL win another ring, once he gets atleast one other player that is worth atleast decent

Look at the stats: He had more assists and less points when he had Shaq and Karl Malone, with no good players, he HAS to score more points. Look at the 04'05 season, he averaged the most assists then in his whole carrer, the Lakers missed the playoffs. Then in '05-'06 season, he averaged LESS assists and he had MADE the playoffs. What is he supposed to do? He dosn't score 35 points a game and he passed all the time, his team loses. He does whats best for his team, if you like it or not.

Me: Whoa! Kobe just got 16 points in the first quarter!
Hater: That's cuz he's a ball hog.
Me: But he averages 5 assists a game, and if he dosn't score ponts then the Lakers can't win games....
Hater: Yeah, but he drove away Shaq, Phil, and Malone and ruined the dynasty
Me: How do you know that?
Hater: The Media told me so

Kobe by Spikesy July 12, 2006

kobe 

The excamation heard after one skeets on his bitch. Traditionally used after a hj, but not limited to this. Variations include "magic" and "jordan," but these do not carry the same effect as a "KOBE!" It has evolved into more than just a simple cat call, it has become more of a way of life. We live and breath kobe

"gaby just gave me a hand and i couldnt stop the kobe"
just do it? "Just Kobe"
"No more KOBE!!!"

kobe by kobejohnson October 23, 2006

Kobe 

To pull a Kobe means to abandon sex with your attractive minority wife to sleep with a white woman who is ONLY sleeping with you because you have money.

Urban Woman: "Gurl, forget him, he's pullin a KOBE!"

Urban Man: "Naw, I'm not going KOBE, I'm fine at this Urban Club."

White Woman: "Becky, the Lakers are playin tonight, lets get tickets, maybe we can pull a KOBE!"

Kobe by Lollypop4u May 16, 2007

kobe 

1.a rly good bball player
2.a gun

1. kobe just put up 40 the other night.
2.u dont wanna mess with me man i got yung kobe homie

kobe by ;xfgnjk;nh;k August 13, 2005

Kobe 

'04 - '05 Season: 6 Assists Average, 27.6 points a game. Lakers finish with a 34 - 48 , miss the Playoffs

'05 - '06 Season: 4.5 Assist Average, 35.4 points a game. Lakers finish 45 - 37, make the playoffs

Hater: Kobe Bryant is such a ballhog

Me: If it helps his team win, then he SHOULD be a ballhog

Kobe by Geeter August 16, 2006

Kobe 

A word used to describe tossing a small object into or towards a goal of some sort, followed by an unneeded, over dramatic celebration.

To be considered a true Kobe, the toss must require no skill, and must be so painfully simple that anyone could easily repeat the same toss.

You toss a used sheet of paper into the trash can directly beside your desk. KOBE MOTHA FUKAS!!!!! And then you erratically begin to dance and wave your arms while running circles around the room.

Kobe by Lord Azzarth December 24, 2010