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Has the most dumbass fans who have the most twisted logic on this earth. Although not all their fans are like this, the one's I know do
Sacramento Kings fans: The Lakers suck! I mean, they DO have 14 championships and they DO have the greatest all-time win PTC. and they DO have a better record againts the Kings, BUT The Kings have NO championships, a LOSING all-time win ptc. and have a WORSE record againts the Lakers!

Lakers fan: Riiiight....
by Geeter August 20, 2006
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'04 - '05 Season: 6 Assists Average, 27.6 points a game. Lakers finish with a 34 - 48 , miss the Playoffs

'05 - '06 Season: 4.5 Assist Average, 35.4 points a game. Lakers finish 45 - 37, make the playoffs
Hater: Kobe Bryant is such a ballhog

Me: If it helps his team win, then he SHOULD be a ballhog
by Geeter August 16, 2006
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'04 - '05 Season: 6 Assists Average, 27.6 points a game. Lakers finish with a 34 - 48 , miss the Playoffs

'05 - '06 Season: 4.5 Assist Average, 35.4 points a game. Lakers finish 45 - 37, make the playoffs
Hater: Kobe Bryant is such a ballhog

Me: If it helps his team win, then he SHOULD be a ballhog
by Geeter August 16, 2006
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Pretty cool sport popular in Canada, Russia, and the US. The Major league is the NHL, which has such upcomming young stars like Alexander Ovechkin and veterens like Jaromir Jagr

Seriesly though, Shut the fuck with argueing over what sport is superior then any other. Just because baseball is boring for you dosn't mean you can post up your OPINIONS on an Urban DICTIONARY on how much you hate it. Hockeys great, baseballs great, basketball's great, footballs great, just stop bickering.
Canadian: Baseball is so boring, there all fat n basketball so is a pussy sport n Hockey is so cool n it's dominated by canadians cuz the US is so bad n....

American: Hey, you know what's pathetic?

Canadian: What?

American: You
by Geeter August 17, 2006
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Without it, we'd be living dull, dull lives. Sports were invented to get people away from all the turmoil and stress they indure in their lifes, it made monday a GOOD day (Monday Night Football) and gave you a reward at the end of the day, because after you got home from work/school, you could watch the ballgame. Sports are very exciting and entertaining to watch on TV. Playing Sports are also very fun, and allows you to let out your agressing (Football) and makes you practice team work (Basketball) and Sportsmanship (Baseball) Whoever dosn't think sports are a good thing in our society is incorrect. Sports teach you great life skills, and allow people to relax in their stressfull lifes.
Sports Hater: Sports players are stupid and are overpaid.

Sports Enthusiast: Sports are a trillion dollor indunstry. As long as people buy tickets to the stadiums, buy basbeall caps, buy sports gear, etc. the average athletes will still be paid 0.0000000000000000000000001% of what that sports industry makes. These athletes risk their lifes (Football) playing over a hundered games a year (Baseball) and have to be able to pull of moves and make amazing shots that no ordinary person can do (Basketball) in order to entertain the entire world. If anything, actors are MUCH more overpaid then athletes. And sports require you to be VERY smart. You ever notice how all the Jock's in your school NEVER make it bigtime? It's because their STUPID!
by Geeter August 21, 2006
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I'm so fucking tired of people saying Football is "Soft Rugby". Now think about this, imagine if your watching a Rugby game, only that all the players had Motorcycle Helmets and VERY hard shoulder pads made of hard plastic. The tackles would be 10x as hard with these items on. While I will admit that these things DO make the tackler feel less pain when they tackle an opposing player, it DOES make the person recieving the tackle hurt A LOT more.

Not only that, but the game of Rugby contains no strategy whatsoever. While in Football, you have to memorize over 400+ plays and 17 Formations and you have to do it PERFECTLY. Like for instance, your a Wide Reciever and the QB says "42 red Right" you must know EXACTLY what rout your going to take, whether it's a hook, slant, straight, etc. None of that in Rubgy, you could be a complete dumbass and still be succesful in Rugby, that's not true with football.
Rugby should be renamed "Soft Football With NO Strategy"
by Geeter August 23, 2006
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It's like a mini-me version of Micheal Vick. The main differences are that Vince does not have the arm-strength or has good arm action on his throws as Mike Vick. And on top of that, Vince Young is playing with the worst recievers and O-Line in the NFL.
Texas/Tennessee Fan: Vince Young is so KOOL! He gonna be the bestest QB eva!!

Me: No, no he wont
by Geeter August 17, 2006
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