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Juno

Someone who got so pissed off that they shot the sun, then proceeded to shoot his wily one only friend.
Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend...

-Ruler of Everything, Tally Hall
by UrAverageHamSammy June 4, 2024
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Juno

the cutest fucking enby to ever be seen by the world

ena stan
“bro, have you seen Juno?”

“yeah, that dude is fucking adorable.”
by DForDickle April 11, 2021
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Juno

A poo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Juno is such a poo 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂
by BigI125 October 16, 2021
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Juno

Juno is a toe chopper. She has the most ferocious growl you have ever heard and will attack at any given moment. Juno fights like no other. Juno is probably a street cat. It is super rare to see a Juno out in the wild, practically only in museums.
“IS THAT A JUNO?!”
“it is!!”
by Kitten212121 September 7, 2022
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juno

a man who was mad, he knew he’d been had. he shot at the sun. he shot as wily only friend.
juno was mad, he knew he’d been had, so he shot at the sun with a gun, shot at the sun with a gun, shot at his wily one only friend.
by whoisthepinkjew May 27, 2023
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Juno

The best artist, had a very funny personality. Juno is probably very good looking and on Thursday, October 21, they will have the best day ever.
“Who’s the best person to ever grace this earth?”
Oh that would be Juno
by Lightexit October 20, 2021
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Juno

amazing, super cool, crazy hot, superb, incredibly pretty and really really really good at math
wow, that person is such a juno.”
by ireallyreallyreallylikecats February 26, 2024
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