Joehowie

He is the King of all buttfuckers and the chief of rapeology. He is the reason the legend of joe-howie was created, stand in front of a mirror and say his name 5 times, you will here "mmmnnnaaa" and then feel a sharp, quick, pain, deep inside your forbidden chocolate cave.

Josh: "have you heard about the legend of joehowie?"
Rob: "ya, last time I said his name in a mirror, I received a gnarly prolapse!"

by Pheelmor Tyts January 28, 2022

Jonjo shelvey

Absolute unit whole come 2 foot you gran down the stairs

He also looks like a dilf of a YouTuber whole plays for Newcastle and is a BOX TO BOX midfielder

Yo jack imma come get jonjo shelvey to 2 foot your mother down the stairs and make her cream you muffle puff

by Dickhead mcfucknuts December 8, 2021

Jonko

A smoke stick for people who can't afford real drugs

Heb je een Jonko voor mij, lalala la lala la.
Leg wat gram voor me vrij, lalala la lala la.
Elk uur van de dag, klap ik er een stuk of 8. lalala la lala la.

by Men that elles cen April 21, 2022

Jono'd

To indiscriminately mess up any situation you find yourself in, no matter how unlikely the error made is.

Dude, you just totally Jono'd yourself there!

by MootKing June 24, 2022

Getting Johno'ed

When you go round a mates house and he gets you on an fucked up level whilst in a safe way.

I love getting Johno'ed, did it again last night

by Mr. Ron90 January 8, 2021

jonjo

Someone with an over larged head ( Meat Head)

You jave got a Jonjo

by RuG-MuNCHeR(TM) November 9, 2005

Johobowhitis

Normally used as an insult instead of using profanity.

You know what? Your mom is a Johobowhitis!!!!

by Reeeeezzzzzyyyyy April 15, 2009