- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?
- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.
- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.
by Mr. Smarter December 30, 2018

Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.
"You ready for Jerk off January?"
"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020

Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?
Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.
Naratio: Damn Marlo haha
Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.
Naratio: Damn Marlo haha
by Actionkkjva1 November 18, 2010

by xxxvideos.com November 27, 2019

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 11, 2021

that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also
by ChewyPingu October 23, 2017

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.
by Baalo69 March 4, 2021
