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tear jerk-off

Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure
"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"
tear jerk-off by baby-yeezus March 4, 2017

Mexican Jerk Off 

When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.
Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.

Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.
Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.

Post Jerk-off State (PJS) 

The tiring & euphoric state reached after male orgasm from masturbation.
My mind was racing and I couldn't sleep last night. "Yadda yadda yadda" some Post Jerk-off State (PJS) put me out like a light.

I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.
Post Jerk-off State (PJS) by CMR430 February 12, 2010

Beer Jerk Off  

This is the motion one would make on their beer bottle after one has been bottle tapped. Preferably motioning from ones crotch and shaking the beer on the person who performed the tap. Making the money shot on them the ultimate rebuttal for douche baggery.
Martha just got out of prison and decided to bottle tap my freshly opened Corona. As my beer started to erupt, I poised, place the bottle close to my crotch, aimed, and stroked my bottle as it gushed all over her clothes and face. A classic beer jerk off performed flawlessly.
Beer Jerk Off by Bow-Flex April 20, 2009

No jerk off January 

A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass
Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge