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Jack Ruby

While engaging in missionary sex the male pulls out and shoots his load onto the stomach of the woman. Named after the man who killed Lee Harvey Oswald (JFK's assassin) by shooting him in the stomach in the basement of the Dallas Police Headquarters.
I was totally banging LaQweefa last night but since I didn't have a rubber I had to give her the ol' Jack Ruby.
by Bernie Chamberlain July 19, 2013
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Percy Jackson

The sassiest demigod alive
I want to marry a guy like Percy Jackson. Actually, I want to marry Persassy Jackson himself!
by PiperMcLean#3 June 25, 2015
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jesse jackson

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.
by the prophet July 30, 2003
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MICHAEL JACKSONING

Using social media and reliable internet sources to find out the TRUTH about Michael Jackson, whilst ignoring tabloid fiction.
I’ve been using my laptop, Michael Jacksoning for hours!
by Avalonian October 24, 2012
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Jack Summitt

A Texas celebrity known for his adventures throughout the state. Arguments can be made as to whether or not the information is of more recent wives tales or true and legendary. Though there isn't much information on him beyond local papers and hearsay but the reoccurring words are all in relation to strength, fearless, intelligence, honor, and trust. Also, he potentially possessed a power of some sort of which enabled him to do go well beyond the normal boundaries of mankind. Some say he didn't exist at all while others believe that he is still around to this day. He was a Bulldog, a Buccaneer, and a Tiger just depending on the situation.
Fella A: "There goes Jack Summitt busting ass as usual and not taking any shit of anyone".

Fella B: "No joke on that one. I heard he had the strength of 10 men".

Fella A: "We could talk all day of the amazing things that have been said".

Fell B: "The only thing that we know for sure is that all of the great stories are true".
by WhootyWhooo!!! September 1, 2019
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Jack Tramiel

Polish-American businessman who created Commodore International, also known as the organization which created the Commodore 64, VIC-20 and PET
A person: Hey, who founded Commodore International?
A second person: It was Jack Tramiel
by Infev May 11, 2021
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crimson jack

An event in masturbation when, during ejaculation, blood is produced from the penis rather than semen.
Guy 1: Dude I crimson jacked last night and I don't know what to do.
Guy 2: What the fuck? get that shit checked out.
by Goblin Kng August 20, 2017
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