The IRS

El Capones greatest enemy

SIr, THE IRS shot el capone

by Deep Vein Thrombosis November 11, 2022

ir

Ir is the person you need in life. Friendly, sweet, a real friend. A fallen angel, indeed.

1: that's Ir! My friend!!
2: Lucky...

by Hi i guess ..... July 4, 2022

IRS

A government branch that knows how much you have to pay but makes you calculate it.

The IRS is a fucking government branch that knows how much you have to pay but makes you calculate it.

by rice bulgogi April 29, 2021

Iring

Coolest guy in the world

Iring is the coolest guy in the world

by Ikaruz November 22, 2021

IRS

1: Something that wants your money
2: Someone that wants your money
3: Instant Ripe Spaghetti or Spaghetti that is just right when cooked in an instant.

I got caught by the IRS

by SirSnyder February 1, 2020

ir a la leche

Spanish phrase meaning "I go to the milk" Commonly used by those named Taquito and Pedro. Used to confuse people.

Travis: What did you do this weekend?

Pedro: ir a la leche!
Travis: Why do I talk to you

by nachoaveragethot March 23, 2017

single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018