emulsional intelligence 

the covering layer a manager develops to make his staff think he actually cares about them. Subverted from 'emotional intelligence'.

jenny was really upset at work. I had to use emulsional intelligence to get her through it and back to her job.

emulsional intelligence by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010

Selective Intelligence

Disinterest or extreme infatuation with any given subject dependent on a lot of social and non-social paradigms and factors.

Selective Intelligence for example myself: "Making friends from lies was never a past time I was fond of however I could talk all day about the many potential avenues that any given "choice" could lead to."

Selective Intelligence by PlantManchine July 30, 2018

Sid Emotional Intelligence

A lever of emotional intelligence that is so low that you doubt the importance of emotional intelligence.

Person 1 : “I’m better than everyone ever at everything ever always”

Person 2 : “Dude you’re having Sid Emotional Intelligence right now”

Sid Emotional Intelligence by Urban dictionary goat March 10, 2022

military intelligence 

a contradiction in terms. it's a no-brainer.

they went looking for weapons of mass destruction in 2001, that Colin Powell's military intelligence said were there. as a result there are 150k dead civillians, around 12k dead soldiers and 25k wounded, as a direct result of the wars forced on Iraq and Afghanistan. He need have looked no further than any American state.....like Utah or Israel.

military intelligence by Hedley Clubnobber September 27, 2006

Selective intelligence

Tim Hillhouse

At moments Tim Hillhouse has selective intelligence . When he is not hurting himself.

Selective intelligence by Rifledog1 July 25, 2017

Military Intelligence 

The mother of all oxymorons. Also the excuse that Republican presidents use to perpetrate such "just wars" as the current war on Iraq.

"Military intelligence" tells us that whichever country next chooses to oppose the USA is deserving of supreme vengeance.

Military Intelligence by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005

Artifellatial Intelligence 

The ability for robots to learn how to give really great blowjobs.

Once they master the code stack for Artifellatial Intelligence, sex robots are totally taking over the world.

Artifellatial Intelligence by Hoo Lee Gan December 26, 2020