When you Google something and Minecraft appears. This literally can occur when ANYTHING is googled and is usually one of the top websites, images or videos. This can even occur when something isn't even in the. It's as if Minecraft is always watching. Similar effects can be observed
Person 1: I searched "How to get to the moon" and it came up with "How to get to the moon on Minecraft"
Person 2: Well yeah, everything you search comes up with Minecraft.
Person 1: Minecraft illuminati man, minecraft illuminati...
Person 2: Well yeah, everything you search comes up with Minecraft.
Person 1: Minecraft illuminati man, minecraft illuminati...
by danaxleer January 16, 2015
when someone thinks they deserve money and fame for something they really aren't that great at, they might begin to blame some omnipotent, mysterious group called the illuminati for their lack of success. If this becomes a habit, they may develop an illuminati complex.
Hopsin isn't as popular as Tyler the Creator, so Tyler must be an illuminati puppet. hopsin has an illuminati complex.
by trollfeet May 20, 2014
An active (public) kik Group Chat filled with rapists, chances, cheats and other scrupulous/unsavory individuals. Meant to have began before time™ was invented. Charged with the mental preservation of the New World Music and shaming of the common simian. Thought to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of music icons (see Chris Cornell)
by THEBOOKOFYEET October 12, 2017
by Pilot Dwarf October 26, 2018
1: Look at my beautiful, triangular slice of pizza!
2: Illuminati confirmed! Get that shit away from me! 👺
2: Illuminati confirmed! Get that shit away from me! 👺
by C'est the one and ONLY..moi! January 23, 2016
A person who feels that every time he/she sees a triangle or pyramid, they have to exclaim: "ILLUMINATI! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING ILLUMINATI MAN!!" and they expect to start preaching about the NWO and all of Alex Jones's and other payed shit-stirers' misconceptions on how the horrors in the world are actually taking place.
illuminati freak : Dude! your shirt is fucking illuminati bro! It has a fucking triangle on it!
logical human being Dude, sometimes a triangle, is just a fucking triangle.
logical human being Dude, sometimes a triangle, is just a fucking triangle.
by i have nothing better to do June 8, 2014
a secret cabal of transgender people who, according to trans-exclusionary radical feminists, members of the far right, and religious fanatics like Pope Francis, have taken over the medical establishment, the schools, and the media in order to turn everyone transgender.
No one knows why the trans illuminati wants everyone to be transgender. All we know is that they're up to no good.
by Attila the Hon September 28, 2016