illuminati 

Group of health care workers , primarily in medical imaging , that work the weekend graveyard shift and have superhuman abilities and uncanny talents. They are well versed in the art of shenanigans and are experts and masters of facilitating morning drinking , numerous potlucks , opportunities for massive food consumption and happy hours on off days. They are often off the grid but are great . communicators and get along with everyone. They often use the code brew text to summon each other in times of stress and difficulty.

“The hospital is too busy right now and I think I’m deteriorating fast. Time to get the iilluminati together and call a code brew. “

illuminati by Filipino Leprechaun July 22, 2025

illuminati flip

When you put an address into your GPS and then your phone starts flipping around and having a seizure.

Bro I just put the address in Waze and it did the Illuminati flip and kept spazzing!

illuminati flip by Russiancancer3000 December 31, 2018

illuminati confirmed 

The Bavarian Illuminati were a religious organization based on scientology, active around the 18th century. Their symbol was a triangle with an eye in the center. The group has long since been destroyed, but conspiracy theories about its involvement in the modern world continue to thrive.

On the internet, "Illuminati Confirmed" is a joke used either to blame unusual occurrences on the Illuminati, or to joke about the existence of the Illuminati based on triangle shapes found in everyday life.

Every time I open the internet, my computer shuts down. Illuminati confirmed.

Doge's ears are triangles. Illuminati confirmed.

illuminati confirmed by Wolfscent July 27, 2016

illuminati cock 

The most terrorizing dick, with powers unknown to any man other than he who possesses this legendary penis. With pubic hair shaped in the triangle of the Illuminati it can summon any companion dick to its aid in order to terrorize anyone who dares to cross it. All hail Illuminati cock.

Liam, he who possess an Illuminati cock, summoned three others to his side in order to demolish a ginger.

illuminati cock by zagihi November 10, 2014

Illuminati puppet

First of all, the Illuminati is a shadow government that controls almost everything from politics to pop culture.
An Illuminati puppet is a singer/group/band/other type of celebrity that does exactly what he or she is told to.
This could be to promote satanism like for example Kesha, Beyonce, Taylor Momsen, Miley Cyrus etc. do.
Why does the Illuminati want them to promote satanism and sing ignorant lyrics?
Because music directly affects people. They look up to their idols.
The Illuminati wants everyone to not think about politics, but rather drugs and sex.
This is their way of straying people's thoughts away from what their thoughts SHOULD be, so they can
carry out their plans in peace with no disturbance.

The Illuminati killed people who promoted the exact opposite of these puppets, people like
MLK and JFK and Tupac.

Some people believe that when artists put Illuminati symbolism in their videos, it's only for attention.
Say this was the case, then that's no excuse to promote satanism that affects kids behavior badly.

Zombie: Did you see Kesha's new video?
Not zombie: Fuck no, she's such an Illuminati puppet.

Illuminati puppet by Sesat March 4, 2014

illuminati boy 

a user on stan twitter, who hates ice cream, is always horny but is funny too tho.

illuminati boy is horny again

illuminati boy by stan twt user October 11, 2020

illuminati complex 

when someone thinks they deserve money and fame for something they really aren't that great at, they might begin to blame some omnipotent, mysterious group called the illuminati for their lack of success. If this becomes a habit, they may develop an illuminati complex.

Hopsin isn't as popular as Tyler the Creator, so Tyler must be an illuminati puppet. hopsin has an illuminati complex.

illuminati complex by trollfeet May 20, 2014