Penis idiot

An insult made to destroy people's lives to pieces. Only to be used in extreme situations.

person 1: shut up mario gay
person 2: no u penis idiot

by yeetlolbeans October 22, 2018

Educated Idiot

Someone who was smarter going into college than they were coming out. indoctrinated through liberal college/academia to only understand and except one set of ideals. Easily manipulated when such person is lack of family values or a belief system as a moral foundation. Not based on logic and reason, but emotion.

The educated idiot was crying and shouting in anger trying to prove her point in the argument, but only proved to have wasted everyone's time.

by BreakYourSelf July 26, 2020

Babbling Idiot

Stupid gibberish talk, dumb-ass chatter, talking for the sake of talking even if they have nothing to say or anything productive to add to the conversation. Babbling idiots will also talk to themselves if no one else is around or if they are being ignored.

Our new person is a babbling idiot, she talks like she has just won the word lottery. She has nothing to say and seldom makes sense BUT JUST HAS TO KEEP ON FUCKING TALKING!!!

by S. S. D. January 12, 2009

religious idiots

People who combine their sheer stupidity, simple minds and poor understanding of their religion.

"Japanese people are of the devil because they don't conform to our standards!"
"Keep your children away from this show because it shows animals having emotions and is therefore satanic!"
"9/11 was caused because there are gay people!"
"Praise be top God for killing all of this ethnic group!"

Ever heard of "Judge not"? Bunch of religious idiots.

by udusers1 August 22, 2011

Idioteque

Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children

I laugh until my head comes off
I swallow until I burst
Until I burst
Until I

Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
I have seen too much
I haven't seen enough
You haven't seen it

I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Ice age comin' ice age comin'
Let me hear both sides
Lemme hear both sides
Lemme hear both

Ice age comin' ice age comin'
Throw him on the fire
Throw him on the fire
Throw him on the

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening

Mobiles squirkin' mobiles chirpin'
Take the money, run
Take the money run
Take the money

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time(repeated several times)

Radiohead song that kicks so much ass just like most of their other songs.

by Pyramid_Swim October 24, 2004

The Idiot's Line

The line which you always seem to get onto at the supermarket checkout, the highway tollbooth line or in the bank.

The former always has someone who has a limited supply of cash and no credit card so they have to withdraw some items from their cart and wait for the checkout girl to recalculate and say "you're still 9.69 dollars over".
Or in the second, someone who drops his change and has to stop and scramble under his car.
Or in the latter, you are behind someone who suddenly pulls out wads of cash from his under his shirt for depositing in different accounts.

Damn! I'm in a hell of a hurry, and I got into the idiot's line at the supermarket.

by soreofhing July 20, 2009

idiot check

It's the once-over when leaving a hotel/friends house/somewhere where you won't be back for a while. Typically performed by one assigned person. For all those times when you think, "Man! i'm such an idiot! I forgot my ..."

"You take the bags to the car, and i'll do the idiot check."

by sunshine-- December 24, 2008