IvanTheChemist

The internet alias of Ivan Dimitrov. A person interested in science, anime, PC games, computers and tech stuff. Prone to violence.

Otaku 1: You know how to solve this?
Otaku 2: No, let's ask TheChemist.

Person: You shouldn't be IvanTheChemist, but iVandal.
*hit*
IvanTheChemist: That was a good one ;). 10x, but no 10x

by IvanTheChemist February 5, 2010

ianthan

A complete retarded moron with a slight case of downs

Ianthan is a mix between Ian and ethan

by Jayrem52 December 28, 2013

I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor

So you can approve of every word that comes here, no matter how bad, no matter how good, so you can spit in the real editors faces.

Me: "Hey man, I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor!" Editor: "Nah." Me: "omegalul"

by DJPeaa June 24, 2019

iwannapeelolz

a swaggy insgram meme page <3

“@iwannapeelolz is my favourite meme account”
“omg same bestie absbxbzbzbs”

by fr0ggy.sw4g June 30, 2021

I want to die

A thing you can such up in google and it will tell you there is help, like no fucking shit... would have NEVER guessed

P1; I want to die
Google; Their is help, ca-
P1; SHUT UP IF I WANTED HELP I WOULD HAVE ASKED

by CumSlayer February 22, 2022

i want your babys sucking on me

it is the famous words spoken by ninja he does want YOUR babys sucking on him

it will involve him saying i want your babys sucking on me as he asks you to send him your dick picks as he commits cock and ball torture

by mcdonald gobler December 14, 2022

I want to play a game

A reference to a line in the movie Saw attributed to the serial killer Jigsaw. He would often greet his victims via a sound recording. He would then force them into situation where they would fight for their life, leaving heavily maimed mentally and physically, or choose a painful death instead.

John (Jigsaw): Hello Mark, Paul, Amanda, Zepp, Adam, Dr.Gordon.
John (Jigsaw): I want to play a game.
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John (Jigsaw): Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.

John (Jigsaw): But not you.

John (Jigsaw): Not anymore.
John (Jigsaw): Game over!

by AztecEagle August 30, 2013