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hibertexting

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext"
An act involving an individual who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl whom they are interested in.
I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.
by anonymous July 26, 2017
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Lance Huber

A fucking insecure retard who is not only a malignant brain tumor, but a whiney bitch who has no self control.
Person A- Nendhehuwhwownw
Person B- You okay?
Person A- Yeah, I just pulled a Lance Huber.
by Jason Swideo June 12, 2019
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puff puff humbert

Puff puff humbert is just a cartoon version of Ray william johnson that was in the band Yourfavoritemartian
Dude 1: Hey do you know Rwj
Dude 2: you mean Puff Puff Humbert
by Davey_M March 22, 2021
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Huber Heights

Largest City of Brick Homes. Was a nice cozy town, but has been inhabited by white trash country folk.
Where are you from?
Huber.
Ahh, Hubriar Heights...
by Scout October 31, 2004
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Marcos Huerta

Basically the epitome of being a bad-ass (See BAMF) Marcos Huerta does not think he is cool or even has the need or want to be cool; he just exudes awesomeness and therefore is cool. Many people may try and emulate M.H. but very few are successful. Marcos Huerta...the man, the myth, and the legend. Rumor has it that he eats glass shards for fun.
Douch Bag: Dude!!! I heard someone kicked Churck Norris's ass, who could it be? That is impossible, no one can defeat Walker Texas Ranger!!!
Wise Man: Oh but it is possible my dim witted friend. His name is Marcos Huerta...He doesn't do gay round house kicks like Chuck, and now Chuck eats through a straw.
by MoSlicka August 4, 2007
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caleb huber

is the result of a woman being daintily fucked by an apprentice wizard when she accidentally moans a spell that turns her clitoris into a garden Nome that precedes to impregnate her with his nomechode. this produces a seed that grows into a fiesty orc child with downs syndrom that crawls out his mothers mouth. today this "thing" looks like a two fingered retard trying to return a text message and cant eat without staining his louiville sweatshirt
ex...god you look like caleb huber when you eat.
ex...like everyday at lunch
by swing! March 11, 2010
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Humberto

Responsible motherfuckers and particularly serious, they expect to work on what they want in life and they do not appreciate the frivolity, laziness or the inconstancy of other people. They have a strong sense of duty and they need to be productive. They are very capable in practical work. Great friends and passionate lovers, they always are available to help you. They are usually good looking and they have a long penis.
-Hey, i want to know the coolest dude ever!
-You have to meet Humberto.
by Bachelor95 January 11, 2017
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