Wife Haver

People that have wives

Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver

by Womnx February 2, 2021

homer simpson

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived.

"Woohoo!Four day weekend!"

by Ashley L January 17, 2004

pulling a homer

Achieving success with luck when failing the attemp (from the simpson series) "a fluke"

The star player in basketball game slipped during the last seconds of the game causing the ball to get accidently hurled at the net and making the winning shot and so "pulling a homer"

by afshin-mrak May 28, 2007

Homer Simpson Style

A method of eating grapefruit, where, once cut down the middle, granulated sugar is generously applied everywhere. it is then licked off, and the grapefruit discarded into the trash.

I'm going to eat my grapefruit 'homer simpson style.'

by beejabeeja December 11, 2006

Homer Simpson

World's greatest American stereotype!

d'oh!

by Ricky June 20, 2003

Three-holer

A woman that can be fucked in 3 holes (i.e. the ass, mouth, and pussy)

Hey check out that Three-holer! She's fuckin' HOT!

by metalhead666 February 20, 2007

homer simpson

Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.

Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.

by Kristina January 12, 2004