horty

Another name for the sweetest girl in the whole fruckin world.

The weekend I went to see Horty was like the most amazing weekend ever! I frucken love you you sweet sweet fruck!

by Jizz1 July 24, 2008

hoisty toisty

Hoisty (hot) Toisty (while Drunk)

At the party, Shanequa looked hoisty toisty

by John January 28, 2005

Horst

Horst is a small town located in the Dutch province ''Limburg''. Most of the population excists out of 65+ oldies living in appartments. There are almost no poeple from 20 - 65 so the streets are filled with 16 year old crackheads. It has a huge college making half the town a sub-urb. The 2400 students killed of 99% of the redneck ppopulation and .introduced many shittie sub-cultures into Horst. 36% of them are neutral, 14% are beer lovers / low-dutch-rednecks who are allied with the neutrals
10% are wiggers, allied with the 5% real hip hoppers / wannebies.
another 15% are hardcore pussies, troublesome allied with the 10% metal- pussies.
3 procent is Dutch redneck / trailer scum , due to the dutch redneck / argicultural roots they're allied with nobody
7% are true Hip hoppers, /Metal /rockers / hardcore. They're surprisgly allied with each other.

Oh yes, actually 25% is Polish, but due to local racism they're not counted in they're not allied with anyone, but friends with the neutrals.

Due the failing sub cultures the streets are riddled with wannabe street gangs, wannabe whores, wannabe polish mafia's. Wich actually never insist in any crime

Joep:'' Damn, Horst is full of hard-core pussies.''

Johan: '' Damn, then you haven't seen the metal-pussies ''

by Crasio April 11, 2009

Horsey Kiss

Puckering lips like you would normally kiss, but forcing air out making a horse sound.
Mostly practiced by couples deeply in love (:

Person1: Dude! she just totally did a horsey kiss on him! ;o
Person2: Awww hell nooo maaa womeeen never does that!

Person3: Ohh well guess she doesnt really love you enough

by VIPrince January 24, 2011

Horsey

Adjective describing something as being classy, much like a majestic horse, commonly used within the Australian culture.

Mario: Hey where's Karen tonight ?
Stephen: I think she's out with Joe again
Sevz: She's too horsey for us anyways.

by Stevocauat18 February 16, 2015

hursty

On the outside, he's a long-haired, drug-taking, alcoholic, flash-obsessed....fag.

On the inside....well I think this song sums him up best:
Listen to me sister
And hear me brother too
This song contains a message
And it might apply to you
There's a little bit of gay
In everyone today
So why not let it out
That's what we say?


Gay is natural
Gay is good
Gay is wonderful
Gay people should
All come together
And fight for our rights.

Listen to me people
No matter what you do
The thing that really counts in life
Is to yourself be true
There's a little bit of gay
In everyone today
So why not let it out
That's what we say?

Gay is natural
Gay is good
Gay is wonderful
Gay people should
All come together
And fight for our rights.

<bridge>

Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!

Some guy: Hey, mr Hursthouse, will you do a website for me? And sell me some drugs?
Hursty: Well....This is my day off...but you're hot, so I guess I can make exceptions ;)

by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) December 28, 2003

horsey time

Unlike a typical animal fetish during horsey time one does not pretend to be a horse, no. Instead, for that one hour you are a horse.

Heather: It’s Thursday night, you know what that means?
Aaron: Horsey time?

by SoildSnake December 17, 2018