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a guy

HELLO
My name is:
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by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

A Herbert

A creep who befriends women as a male friend usually at work constantly being a shoulder for them to lean on until one has an argument with their boyfriend or husband and the Herbert gets in there and scores a lay.

My girlfriend has a Herbert at work, he is constantly sticking up for her and putting me down, trying to get into her pants.

In every relationship breakup there is usually a Herbert lurking somewhere on the scene.

I'm gonna break that Herberts nose if I find him ever gets with my girlfriend

by Mick Ryan September 18, 2014

Herbert The Cow

Born on April 19, 2008 in San Diego California. Herbert the cow is a traveling chick-fila cow that spends all his time with his best friends Jessica and Chris. Herbert is slowly becoming an internet hit on his facebook page. Herber has magical teleportation skills and has been known to teleport from cars to dressers.

Trips:
Herbert has gone on many advantures, pictures from which can be found on his facebook page. Adventures include,

Many trips to the beach( being from southern california of course)

Knots Berry Farm

and Indiana ( learning it is very cold there he has discovered why a california cow is a happy cow)

Omg did you hear? Herbert The Cow is coming to visit!

by Friends of the cow March 1, 2009

Heberlein

A crazy awesome last name. Part of the Heberlein legacy. pretty much the coolest man and most respectable to ever walk this earth

Abby-Hey, that guy was pretty cool
Megan-Ya his last name was Heberlein
Abby-Oooo that makes perfect sense!

by crazyman10 December 11, 2010

matt herbert

A extremely hot guy that goes to knox and i wish he would date me... And if there is a matt herbert at your school he is also known for his large penis

Did you see matt herbert yesterday?
Yup he was looking fine

by Eleleiajshslea February 9, 2014

Hubert

A guy who spends all of his hard earned co-op money, lives pay-check to pay-check, always up for weekend plans, into "nice" things, in love in Taylor Swift, and is an excellent ski instructor.

Ugh, I have been such a Hubert the past few months. I have to cut back on my expenses!

by ihloh January 25, 2012

Dirty Herbert

When a man keeps his neighbors pants and fights Germans in them

I had a dirty Herbert with the bloke next door

by Rowena 3 June 8, 2019