mackerel hammock

Other wise known as a women’s fanny or a hairy muff.
Jesus Christ the smell off your ones mackerel hammock would knock out Mike Tyson
by Hbobcat December 07, 2020
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Nuke Hammock

The act of grabbing your ball sack in hot weather from behind and stretching as far as it can go and then taking a dump into your balls and sling shotting the poop into a KKK members face
yo did you see that nuke hammock the other day?

That was nuts, that KKK member just took a shit to the face
by The all holy Moses January 08, 2012
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hammock driver

Having sex in a hammock at a party whilst very intoxicated, the girl has to have large breasts as the breats are to cave in on the males face during fornication.
Where's Chris right now man? Oh he's off having a hammock driver right now, wait till his girlfriend hears about this.
by blake stephens December 26, 2007
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banana hammock

Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale.

Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 04, 2005
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vagina hammock

Another name for a womans undergarments. Panties to be precise. Panties to encase a unusually large vagina.
Her pussy was so big her vagina hammock looked more like a banana hammock.
She wasn't wearing a vagina hammock, easy access
by myhk February 21, 2008
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Banana Hammock

a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK")
1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"
by CD and IAIN April 23, 2006
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Turd Hammock

Adult Diapers like Depends according to Bob And Tom
Hey old man you wanna buy some Turd Hammocks?
by guitarbomb05 January 24, 2012
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