Gurfia

Gurfia isa shipname for a jiggly apple with a weirdass sneeze and a girl who likes ching chongs and Tory Lanz. She has nothig better to do with her life other then making words like rasandee , dasandee and daveena. They got officialy married on Valentine's day. Gurshaan tries to cheat on her with Kylie Jenner, but he always comes back to her. Afia tries to chat on him with Stenchpreet but she misses him alottttt.

Omg Gurfias the oldest relationship how dd they not break up yet

by Swagger gang⚡️ April 15, 2019

Buff Gruff

Extremely dense and coarse hair around the anus. Individuals with Buff Gruff have difficulty with cleanliness and suffer from dingleberrys.

Jeb was completely turned off when he got a look at his girlfriend's Buff Gruff for the first time. There was enough hair around the oring to knit a posh sweater. So he sent her a waxing.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

guffaw

A loud and heartily laugh

Our giggles has turned to guffaws

by slim March 22, 2015

gruffnut

noun; a piece (or pieces) of faeces stuck in the hair around your anus

"mate, i found the biggest gruffnut last nite"

by james-is-sexy January 19, 2006

Gurfs

Girls who surf or girls who like boys that surf.

Check out those hot Gurfs on the beach!

by Original Gurf Queen February 8, 2005

guff

"general unspecified free food"

This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.

Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.

Hey, are these cookies guff?

Yeah, I made them for everyone last night.

by gufflove September 15, 2010

guffy

A synonym for procrastination and lack of time or motivation to complete a task in the appropriate time.

Did you finish your paper? No, I did a guffy, but I'll finish it tomorrow!

by Azcan August 18, 2009