Guillotine

A very old French invention, typically with a large wooden frame, and a very sharp slate of metal attached to a rope. The person being executed is then laid down in position, the rope is pulled and they are decapitated.

"Today, at the hanging, we have two contraptions instead. An old-fashioned rope, and our new invention, the guillotine. It is swifter, and cleaner and has no chances of survival."

by Intellectually Inclined Person February 22, 2019

Guild Wars 2

The MMORPG coming out at the end of 2011 or early 2012 that will finally be the game to deal the killing blow to World of Warcraft.

Gamer 1: Hey dude what do you think of WoW's new expansion?
Gamer 2: The age of Warcraft is over dude, just accept it. Blizzard is just milking the series dry of as much money as they can. Guild Wars 2 is taking over now.
Gamer 1: But they have Kung-Fu Pandas and Pokemon now!
Gamer 2: It's finally over. Face it.

by GuildWars2 October 27, 2011

guido

an italian who is culturally challenged and makes us real italians look bad.

Hey did you guys hear, Kim Cignarella is going out with some guido from Fairfield, what doosh bags.

by traytraytray December 28, 2005

guido workout

A workout which you will witness in almost any commercial gym up and down the country, but especially so in Liverpool. The guilty parties are skinny, scally males who believe that sitting on both the bench press or bicep curl machines for a few reps on each will sculpt a herculean body that will make female jaws hit the floor. They perform the workout with weightlifter gloves on the ends of their stick-like arms, and as they are usually exercising with about 5 or 6 mates, they have intervals of 5 minutes between sets thus making all their "hard work" completely futile. Little do they know that the back and the triceps need equal attention as the previously mentioned body parts, as do the legs, abs and shoulders if they are to look remotely athletic and not end up with man-tits on their skinny bodies. But whatever, the higher the percentage of scallies who are deformed, the better I say.

Hehe, look at those wankers doing that guido workout.

(half an hour later) Ok, I really do need to work my chest here.

by Anonymous May 4, 2005

GuildWars

A great, free MMORPG, see Guild Wars

DUDE, ALL I DID THIS WEEKEND WAS PLAY GUILDWARS. IT ROCKS MY SOCKS OFF! But seriously, its better that Everquest or WoW

by Lectalist Flaminghands March 30, 2005

Guido Moment

Guido Moment - A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational white guy. To Put it plainly, they act like guidos. Guido Moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve into stand downs, fake threats, and the ever popular rolling up the sleeves to show off how their "guns". usually this is brought on by roid rage. Guido moments are the third largest killer behind tanning booth accidents and watching Godfather 3.

An exmaple of a Guido moment can be brought on scuffing a shoe. Usually the shoe is bought at Banana Republic or Hollister. Since the price of the shoe is so high, the average white dude ends up going crazy and seeking out the guy who scuffed it. This creates a Guido moment.

I had a Guido moment when some dude scuffed my shoe at a club in Sea Side.

by get me out of jersey February 13, 2008

guido

cologne reeking, structure wearing, too much gel motherfucker that'll hit on your girlfriend while you're standing right there. he will also start talking to a girl you're talking to like you ane't there- usually has to little fag friends to back is pussy ass up incase you retaliate. he is not necessarily italian as the name might suggest.

i just met this hottie, then some guido steps in and cock blocks

by drunkenstein April 16, 2004