The Worlds Greates Excuse

"Because you touch yourself at night"

"Why did all the dinosaurs die?"
"Because you touch yourslef at night"

by DJ Shiznasty MC Fasty June 11, 2006

Guru of Greatness

synonym for "Shaman of Sexy"; describes a person who is both amazingly hot & sexy and overwhelmingly cool & fascinating

Wow! He's a real Guru of Greatness!

Last night he proved that he's a Guru of Greatness...

by NGreyHam March 23, 2010

greatest soccer goal ever

There are a lot of candidates but in general the Maradona second goal to England on 1986 world cup is voted as the best of all time.

The greatest soccer goal ever was made by Maradona at 1986 Soccer World Cup

by akochmer September 7, 2014

Greatestst

Greater than greatest

You’re greatestst

by Greateststisaword June 17, 2018

Greatest tits

A compilation of the greatest hits. Usually of a sassiest and classiest chick of a pop singer. Crème de la crème of pop stardom.

E.g. Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Madonna, Whitney Houston, et al.

Man do I luv that Greatest tits compilation by the Queen of Sass ( Mariah Carey).

by MaddCatt April 24, 2021

The Greatest link

The Rick roll link is the greatest link of all time for many reasons like it's a good way to troll your friends and get back at them for something they did

The greatest link is exactly what it is it is the greats link of all time :)

by Creation error 2816 February 19, 2022

The Greatest link

The Rick roll link is the greatest link of all time for many reasons like it's a good way to troll your friends and get back at them for something they did

The greatest link is exactly what it is the greatest link that was ever made

by Creation error 2816 February 19, 2022