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Grandpa Shark

To fist someone in the vagina and ass at the same time. It looks like a shark's mouth.
Girl 1: He grandpa sharked me!
Girl 2: Ohh, I bet you loved it!
by Blahblahblahblah123:DDDD July 29, 2010
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Grandpa Juice

An assortment of alcoholic old man drinks such as whiskey, scotch, brandy, gin etc mixed together when there is no other alcohol currently available.
"There was no beer left, so we had to resort to Grandpa Juice."
by Hats-are-cool March 7, 2012
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grandpa's an asshole

A sick yet great song by Blink 182!
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass

when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed

and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
by Lizzy March 19, 2005
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microwave grandpa

A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave
He married into grandpahood. Just like a microwavable dinner hes a microwave grandpa
by Lola1109 August 21, 2017
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Grandpa ying

grandpa ying is a sexy,attractive, handsome, male donkey.he always finds his friends to do something bad with him.
(mostly use to describe a special person)
Cc:hey wanna do something naught stuffs with me,grandpa ying?
Grandpa ying:sure!just like we did yesterday.
by nose poop December 29, 2022
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Grandpa Joe

A guy whom mooches off his family and gets out of bed for the first time in 20 years when his grandson finds a golden ticket in chocolate bar and he gets to go. His favorite food is cabbage water.
Guy 1: I hate Grandpa Joe

Guy 2: Bro same
by GrandpaJoeHater123 September 6, 2022
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grandpa-pee'd

Think of an absolutely awesome party abruptly and absolutely ruined by the arrival of your grandfather along with his comments about the insolent and hopeless youth. Well that's a royally grandpa-pee'd moment.
Well a grandpa-pee'd moment is pretty much obvious, you cannot miss it when it strikes down on you.
by The humble author of Eme-ki August 19, 2009
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