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carlsbad grimple

The act of injecting heroin into the penis.
"Louie's veins were wrecked from all the junk he shot, so all he was left with was the Carlsbad Grimple."
by Johnny Gyno May 22, 2006
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Yakuza grapple

noun: When a man holds a woman's legs apart from behind to present it to another for the purpose of sexual intercourse or rape. Usually whilst the man is kneeling down, but has been known to be accomplished while standing upright. This requires stength and greater technique.

Origin: This maneuver has been made popular by its continual reference in Japanese pornography
"I'd like to put her in a Yakuza grapple"

"She can still move, your Yakuza grapple technique has not yet been perfected"
by Otto McGuire July 30, 2006
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Party-Grappler

A washed up 40 year old that has no hopes in hell of getting pussy at a party so he grapples men to let out some homosexual tension
Sean "party-grappler" Bolen from new mexico
by mmahaven April 12, 2010
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Grappler

The act of giving a handjob by using all fingers available to tug and grab the shaft, skin and pubic hairs. The hand will grab just about everything and anything along the shaft in order to provide pleasure and as much pain as possible for the person receiving this glorious gift. Not all grapplers are done on purpose, most of the time the person giving a grappler doesn't know what they are doing.
I went to Julia's house the other day and she gave me one hell of a grappler.
by Matt1010 November 12, 2010
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Grimple

A pimple on ones grundle, which can be quite painful.
Bob: Gordo why are you limping?
Gordo: I have this annoying pimple between my balls and my ass.
Bob: on your grundle you mean?
Gordo: yeah man
Bob: THAT my friend is what they call a grimple
by Mr grimps May 29, 2013
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carlsbad grimple

A sex act in which the tip of one's penis is injected with a substance, i.e. heroin.
First referenced in The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on May 8, 2006, it was humorously linked with the bureaucratic reshuffling occurring in the CIA.
During the orgy with the Thai hookers, Jon got a Carlsbad Grimple and was rushed to the hospital as a result of an allergic reaction to the heroin.
by AdamMC May 17, 2006
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grappler

A turd that only rears it's ugly head. No matter how much you grunt and push the "grappler" has it's hook in and it plays peek a boo but won't come out.
He cried in dismay, "This one's a grappler"
by Urippities poop head June 10, 2007
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