girffle

an amazing friend. should only be used between friends of the opposite gender who like each other but won’t admit it to anyone... not even themselves. Good Interesting Friendly Frickin Loving Ecstacy

omg that’s my GIRFFLE right there! he’s my best friend!

by babybundy October 1, 2020

Goffish

Too be a pervert; talk about sex a lot; ask for nudes

“This dude at the bar was being so goffish, he kept asking to touch my butt”

by Brad Stover October 28, 2020

Groffing

To utterly fuck something up and forget everything you were previously told. To be so distracted you wouldn’t even be considered to be in this universe.

“No wonder he missed the play on 2nd base, he was straight Groffing.”

by Sully LaCroix April 22, 2022

Goffy

A word used to describe people that glue their pubic hairs to the palms of their hands

A) *gives high five

A) why u got hair on ur hand

B) I’m a little goffy

by Chaffa777 April 15, 2019

goff

Someone wearing black clothes and/or eyeliner.

Chav: Hey, look at that girl! She's wearing a black shirt! GOFF!!!

by Lace April 25, 2004

goffwick

A small mythical cherrub with an extremely short lifespan who prances about uncontrollably until its demise.

Tommy was unstoppable on the dance floor as he fluttered around like a goffwick.

by whuffie September 27, 2005

Goffy

Goffy is a word that describes someone who is being goofy

Goffy was invented by my dear cousin. It’s a beautiful word and you totally use it. And if you don’t…I’ll have giraffes eat your toes and spit them into you mouth. Count your days…

by Spoonsmccoop October 2, 2022