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goff
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A noun substitute for the word "
golf
" used by tongue
twisted
moosh
heads who cannot speak proper English.
As
Mike
suggested that we
play
a round
of "goff", we all laughed at his eggregious mispronunciation.
goff
by
whuffie
October 4, 2005
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whuff
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1. A noun that describes any maniacal creature related to a
wolf
.
2. A ghoul.
3. A
moron
who cannot properly pronounce the word
wolf
.
My English professors
thick
side
burns
and gnarled
teeth
give him the appearance of a whuff.
whuff
by
whuffie
September 27, 2005
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goffwick
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A
small
mythical
cherrub with an extremely
short
lifespan who prances about uncontrollably until its demise.
Tommy
was unstoppable on the dance
floor
as he fluttered around
like
a goffwick.
goffwick
by
whuffie
September 27, 2005
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ghoulie
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1.A
small
fiendish
creature
with jutting incisors and a receding
hairline
that typically dwells in sewage pipes.
2. An amphibious troll.
Tom was surprised by the
fierce
bite
delivered by the
small
ghoulie as he sat down on the toilet.
ghoulie
by
whuffie
September 27, 2005
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