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goff
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A noun substitute for the word "
golf
" used by tongue
twisted
moosh heads who cannot speak proper
English
.
As
Mike
suggested that we
play
a
round
of "goff", we all laughed at his eggregious mispronunciation.
goff
by
whuffie
October 4, 2005
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whuff
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1. A
noun
that describes any maniacal
creature
related to a wolf.
2. A
ghoul
.
3. A moron who cannot properly pronounce the word wolf.
My
English
professors
thick
side
burns
and gnarled teeth give him the appearance of a whuff.
whuff
by
whuffie
September 27, 2005
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ghoulie
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1.A
small
fiendish
creature
with jutting incisors and a receding hairline that typically dwells in sewage pipes.
2. An amphibious
troll
.
Tom
was surprised by the fierce bite delivered by the
small
ghoulie as he sat down on the
toilet
.
ghoulie
by
whuffie
September 27, 2005
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goffwick
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A
small
mythical
cherrub with an
extremely
short lifespan who prances about uncontrollably until its demise.
Tommy
was unstoppable on the dance
floor
as he fluttered
around
like a goffwick.
goffwick
by
whuffie
September 27, 2005
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