godofyetis 

GodOfYetis, the guy whose known for having 16 hotdogs in his mouth at the same time. He is also known for his cheating in 2d Minecraft. Also he is known for being hot and manly and buff.

Have you seen GodOfYetis? Bro he is so fineee.

godofyetis by Izak Y. July 15, 2023

gordon brown 

Taxes for fun
Wages down, out my money runs
Throughout the night, no cash in sight

Never a pound with Gordon Brown...

gordon brown by youkay March 12, 2004

Gordon Ramsey

Angry chef who will yell, curse, throw things, and scream if things don't go his way. But he's a kick-ass chef.

Gordon Ramsey: How long for the wellingtons?

Chef: 3 minutes!

GR: You donkey!

Gordon Ramsey by TheKingoftheHill April 11, 2010

gondon

Russian slang for condom, pronounced "gun-donn"
Used to refer to the aforementioned article as well as any asshole or motherfucker one might encounter.

Vanya, vot tebe poltinik - sbegaj za gondonami v magazin...
Vse menti - gondoni!

gondon by sunyata October 10, 2007

Gordon's Law 

The act in which a male with the last name "Gordon" commences finger fornication with a female. Tickling the second brain most commonly found in the vagina.

The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.

- "Gee Gordon, remember that asian bitch you fingered last month? She's fucking insane now. I think she has fallen victim to Gordon's Law."

- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."

Gordon's Law by Ebenezer Shittingway November 19, 2010

Lawrence Gordon 

Lawrence Gordon, or Dr. Gordon, is a fictional character from the Saw film series, played by actor Cary Elwes. He is prominently featured in Saw, and is briefly seen in a flashback scene in Saw III.

Chick 1: What ever happened to Lawrence Gordon?
Chick 2: You mean Dr. Lawrence?
Chick 1: Yeah. He was sexy.
Chick 2: No one knows. Some think he's still alive, some think he's dead. There is substantial evidence for both sides of the arguments, but there has still been no definitive conclusion. Saw IV comes out on October 26, perhaps it will clear up any speculation.
Chick 1: ...He was so sexy.
Chick 2: Adam was way hotter.
Chick 1: You're right!!
Chick 2: I kno.

Lawrence Gordon by Tessence January 1, 2009

Gordonitis 

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.

Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.

Gordonitis by pluoticus May 5, 2012