glomp syndrome

When after being glomped so many times you start to suffer from cracked ribs, diziness and a vague longing for air.... O_O

Girl: *runs and glomps her boyfriend*
Boy: Can't... breathe....
Girl: Oh sorry! *lets go*
Boy: Dude, you glomp me so much I think i'm suffering from glomp syndrome.

by mrs quinto April 11, 2009

Glomp

A dive tackle with the effect of collapsing the victim's spine in on itself. This act is often performed as a sign of deep affection for another, though the spine-collapsing is often averted through the user putting their feet on the floor after diving, instead of just crushing right down through you. If guys ever glomp they often receive strange looks which contain deep fear. (Expressions of pain, if they forgot to put their feet on the floor.)

"Johnny, what happened to you? You're all wrapped up in bandages, on an IV drip and appear to have crushed down not unlike an acordian!"
"That's because I was glomped."

by Takuna May 14, 2008

Glumpkin

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009

Galumpadump

To have large feet, or somebody that has large feet.

"Move your Galumpadumps"
"Man...your Galumpadumps smell like sh*t!!"
"Your Galumpadumps are huge!!"

by DWFROMTHEFDUBGOINTOUW May 15, 2009

glumpy

full of globs and lumps

This paint I'm filtering is glumpy, full of globs and lumps!

by creatiffany March 3, 2008

Glomping

Glomping is the act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. For example if your friend is happy or slightly horny, be aware for nearby flying objects. :P

"OMG I AM SO HAPPY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE GLOMPED NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"

by Leshmodinome October 22, 2012

glomp

A ginormous invasive hug in which the "glomper" covers the entire "glompee's" body.
Often in tackle form.

Tyler ran up to Caitlin and glomped her.
She fell down.

by The real Soup February 21, 2009