Fufon

Fucked Up Freak Of Nature. Someone who is under the influence of mind altering substances & makes no sense to anyone around them. somebody who is slighty odd.

Fufon- Fuzzy Sheep eat cabbage
Mate- What?
Fufon- yea but only on a sunday
Mate- Your such a Fufon mate.

by fufon July 18, 2007

futon

A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?

by Mark Shackelford February 29, 2008

fukong

Craig did something fucked up and majorly wrong and in the true way of the chosen one we had to make a new word as these didnt so how fucked up and majorly wrong it was so here born was Fukong! you fukong craig why did you do it man

craig is fukong
yo mamma is fukong!

by Alec Green July 14, 2004

fuboned

fubar + boned = fuboned

This guy's server is fuboned

by KNM November 20, 2007

Fugongous

A girl who is just so gross and fat, you lose touch with the English language. First word you can say is fugongous...that bitch is fucking humongous...

Person 1: hi nice to me, I'm Duff McGoo, Kelly's designated ugly fat friend...
You (to your boys): dude that bitch is fugongous.. fucking humongous

by Kyle McKyler May 1, 2010

Futon brother

When two buddies have fucked the same girl on the same futon at different times.

John- "I fucked Sarah on the futon."

Sam- "Really? So have I!"

John- "You're my futon brother!"

by Grif192 September 28, 2013

fujonson

When you are mad say this instead of cursing

Like you dropped something say fujonson created by Isabela

by Isabeladepaula December 3, 2019