Funcomfortable

A situation that's both fun and uncomfortable.

That fight between my ex-girlfriend and my current girlfriend was funcomfortable.

by maggiemae82 May 7, 2009

functional alcoholic

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.

that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?

by d May 13, 2005

functoid

Fun factoid.

Often a useless piece of information, but can be used as an ice breaker to start conversation.

"Shrimps can only swim backward" or "A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber" are both functoids.

'Snapple facts' are functoids written in the caps of Snapples.

by Deerdles January 21, 2008

Family function

Family gathering

Link you at family function cuzz.

by CertiSD December 29, 2018

What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

Functionally Poor

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough money to go out to bars, movies, etc. but never enough to go grocery shopping

Being functionally poor, Lazar never has groceries but everyone at the bars knows him!

by anonymous July 23, 2015

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014