fuchugly

combination of fugly and chugly. used to describe a fat nasty bitch.

Did you see that fuchugly bitch, beating his dick like it owed him money?

by rawrimmater December 1, 2006

funch

To flip a pillow over to the cool side.

I funched the pillow and then put it under her ass to we could do it doggy style.

by valueslut February 27, 2003

fufcock

Fufcock- (n) A person who believes with great error that he or she is substantially intellectually, socially, or otherwise superior to anyone else because of the reputation of the college that said person attends or attended. This person is a complete idiot, and simply acts as though they know what they're talking about by using an expanded vocabulary, wherein the information presented is inaccurately verbalized.(adv: -ishly, adj: -ish, v (inf): to fufcock)

n: I'm gonna key that fufcock's car.
adj: Bryan used fufcockish tactics, such as flashing keys to his Dad's Porsche and a wallet full of credit cards to steal Aaron's high maintenance girlfriend.
adv: Joe fufcockishly stole Aaron's high maintenance girlfriend from Bryan. What a fufcock.

by Pat in the fucking hat April 21, 2006

Furch

The accumulated gunk that inevitably gathers at the top of squeezable condiment bottles, especially ketchup.

The thin crust of Furch on the ketchup bottle got all over my fingers, so I had to wash the crap off.

by Gas Pump March 6, 2009

Funchal

Capital city of Madeira, an epic island.

Person 1: Funchal is awesome!
Person 2: Great minds think alike!

by BritishRage.uk October 11, 2012

Funching

Fist punching someones anus

Brooke had a permanent limp from a full night of funching from the footy team.

All the guys at the party spat on Gary's fist before he funched Brooke's asshole.

by Buttman 2000 January 1, 2014

fuchi

adv. 'fuchile' to denote the actual act of smelling something bad

Fuchile this bathroom stinks!

by Papa Fuch June 12, 2006