funching

the act of finding a cold spot in your bed or back side of your pillow while sleeping.

I was sound asleep and awoke to find myself funching!

by Mitchgitch December 28, 2007

funching

Having sex during your lunch break from work.

Emma and Kyle are funching today.

by MegDizzle77 July 14, 2011

Funching

Fist punching someones anus

Brooke had a permanent limp from a full night of funching from the footy team.

All the guys at the party spat on Gary's fist before he funched Brooke's asshole.

by Buttman 2000 January 1, 2014

funching

Getting punched while fucking.

Joe and Aaron like funching my wife while i'm not home.

by Funch Master February 7, 2010

funching

fucking and hunching

same as having intercourse and dry sex

by anonymous May 13, 2005

funching

funching, the act of sucking your own penis

yo truman u tryna go watch the new godzilla movie? nah bro im funching

by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024

Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it

-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.

by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025