Frumpy

A vampire-penguin who lives in antartica. He is a hybrid of his penguin mother, and his vampire bat father. When he was born, he was always different. His clan rejected him for being different, So they shunned him away to a castle on the highest cliff in antartica. Years went by and Frumpy became cold and homicidal. Then news spread of the death of his family. Frumpy went on a violent rage and murdered the rest of his tribe. He now lurks in the snow-searching for revenge.

Little boy-"Papa can we go outside, to play in the snow?"

Old Man-"No, stay indoors. Frumpy might catch you and slit your throat."

by JOHdarko7 March 24, 2009

Frumpy Hoe

Someone who is lacking in appearance and attitude. It can be used to describe a unsightly women, douche bag man or a dead stripper left in a alley. A frumpy hoe is used to define someone with a lack of balls in the moment or a chick that wont put out. It is a all purpose insult that has made at least 2 people crap their pants.

Tim was a frumpy hoe, when presented with the options of "nut up or shut up," Tim shit his pants.

by Guglielmp October 5, 2009

frumped

To be ditched by a friend who used you used to hang out with a lot.

Derived from "friend-dumped"

Person 1: Hey, you and Molly used to hang out a lot right? What happened?

Person 2: Yeah, I got frumped pretty bad. We don't really hang out anymore.

by Frumper Unlimited June 12, 2009

frump bump

The penis bump a man gets when wearing frumpy sweat pants.

Dude, those sweats give you a frump bump.

by whosthatgirl April 15, 2009

frumpazoid

An objectifying label for an excessively dumpy, unattractive woman, as if she were other-worldly or beastly.

"That woman is a class-A frumpazoid - an A-shaped head, flat, wide nose, no neck, a belly that hangs down to her knees, and moles all over her arms, face, and her legs."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

Fruip

Adjective:

1. Lightly/Losely compacted in substance.

-Having the constituent parts crowded lightly together.
(Similar: hollow, non-dense)

2. 'Informal'
(Of a person) smart.

3.
(Of a text) easy to understand because of it's simplicity of ideas

Antonym: Dense

Atoms are 99.999999% empty space; atoms are very fruip.

Derivatives: noun - Fruipity; comparative adj. - Fruiper; superlative adj. - Fruipest

by FruipBoi March 9, 2020

Maple Frump

When you hit somebody in the face with a small maple tree, then rape the said person with that tree.

1: "Did you hear about bob?"
2: "No, what happened?"
1: "He Maple Frumped Jim."
2: "Jesus!"

by JEWFRAY April 26, 2010