The crazy out-of-control obsession with out-of-control hair! Usually, the upside down bowl, the Helmet Hair, the classic 70s fro, or the definitely-in-need-of-conditioner fro. People who suffer from The Fro Fettish are attracted to anyone who has a fro, and have the crazy urge to get their hands on that piece of hair.
Melissa: OMFG DID YOU SEE HIS FRO?
Kat: Not again, Melissa. You need to learn how to control your Fro Fettish; maybe go for guys with buzz cuts
Melissa: BUT HIS FRO IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
Kat: Not again, Melissa. You need to learn how to control your Fro Fettish; maybe go for guys with buzz cuts
Melissa: BUT HIS FRO IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
by Kitty1006 September 27, 2010
Get the Fro Fettishmug. a person that gets high everyday, and who also cries when the dungeon music is played from the nintendo game "legend of zelda"
"I fro-craned so hard last week. I thought my eyes were gong to burn right out of their sockets."
"I finally made it to gannon's dungeon, but then fro-crane started to set in, and my eyes began to tear up"
"I finally made it to gannon's dungeon, but then fro-crane started to set in, and my eyes began to tear up"
by henrod July 2, 2008
Get the fro-cranemug. The puffy curly hair, usually very untidy, on the back of a hairy dude's neck. Commonly associated with overweight to obese men. Typically used as an all-purpose pillow or 100% effective contraception.
Becky: So what did you think of Ricky?
Katelyn: He's a nice guy, but he has a huge neck fro!
Becky: Ewww, good thing he doesn't have your number.
Katelyn: He's a nice guy, but he has a huge neck fro!
Becky: Ewww, good thing he doesn't have your number.
by Captan Hammer. December 13, 2012
Get the Neck Fromug. by xXDROPED_DEADXx May 13, 2016
Get the fro powersmug. the delusional state in which a white guy feels that his fro is actually attractive when in actuality it makes his head look as if it is adorned with pubes or as if he is a human q-tip. also known as "frolusional".
example 1: wow doesnt he know he's a white kid? he's totally wearing fro goggles
example 2: omg the 70s exploded on that white guys head he so has fro goggles on and its awful!
example 2: omg the 70s exploded on that white guys head he so has fro goggles on and its awful!
by sexylilstylist December 28, 2011
Get the fro gogglesmug. (n) abbrev. frozen yogurt
by Anthony DeMaio October 24, 2005
Get the fro yomug. Man, I can almost braid your ass-fro, you need to go to the salon and get the back sack and crack special.
by d July 27, 2003
Get the ass-fromug.