Flouminous

Somebody that has a big, useless mass with a dopey face. These people tend to need a kick in the face becasue they are liars and cheaters, they care for no one but themselves. Their genital area has a gruesome odour, they laugh like a girl and wear stupid Nike Shox that were blatantly on sale

"That boy is pure flouminous"

by Phillis April 10, 2005

Flounder Eye

When a man and woman are engaged in a doggy-style intercourse session and the man accidently leaves the vag and almost enters her knot. The woman then whips her head around causing both eyes to end up on one side of her head fiercly making eye contact with the would-be male intruder.

I was really getting into it with Beth - hitting it from behind. But I accidently pulled out and almost entered the back door and she spun around and gave me the Flounder Eye

by Smellman April 2, 2009

flour

A)slang for cocaine or meth

B)used for cooking, esp cakes and breads

C)what you use to roll a really fat chick in while searching for the wet spot where you're supposed to stick your dick.

A)If we're going clubbing we should pick up some flour on the way.

B)This bread recipe calls for one and a half bags of flour.

C)I was so wasted last night that the girl I took home was so fat I had to roll her up in flour and aim for the wet spot!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

Flousy

"Flousy" is a more respectable term for "slut", "harlot", "hoe", "temptress" and "whore".

Did you see Alyssa's shirt today? What a loosey flousy.

by Anna D'Ambanana May 27, 2011

flourescent bastard

the british police. who wear bright yellow jackets, also builders, and lollypop ladies

fucking pig, flourescent bastard

by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

cape flourish

The action of swirling one's cape in dramatic fashion right before an announced exit, but doesn't necessarily require the actual presence of a cape to achieve the intended effect (see awkward arm swing but followed with an exit stage left and dramatic music). Usually preceded by a declaration of intent, ("Come dobby, we're leaving") and followed by an evil laugh.

Usually reserved for villains, but can also refer to would-be heroes who just want to look cool. The real utility of a cape, because let's face it, capes do nothing except make you look cool. Often results in the opposite effect.

Cartman from South Park: "Screw you guys, I'm going home..." (queue cape flourish)

"To the Bat Cave!"

"I am Count Dracula... *cape flourish* AH AH AH"

by Spatch Adams May 1, 2009

Flound

1) The act of doing it.
2) Another word for "bang bang"

I would so flound one of the members of Quest Crew.

by questieforever<3 June 23, 2009