Definitions by Phillis
Flouminous
Somebody that has a big, useless mass with a dopey face. These people tend to need a kick in the face becasue they are liars and cheaters, they care for no one but themselves. Their genital area has a gruesome odour, they laugh like a girl and wear stupid Nike Shox that were blatantly on sale
Flouminous by Phillis April 10, 2005
floumage
Similar to flouminous, however describes an act of someone that is slightly flouminous. Floumage people like cheesestrings, have a lot of body hair are hopeless when it comes to making love even when they try their hardest. Floumage is most likely to have a genitalia infection due to sleeping with scabby faced females, these females tend to have names like 'Stacey', 'Jade' or 'Katie'.