A flomlette is a normal omelette but with a little surprise on top of it. You can offer one of ur friends a good morning omelette but little will they know that you have spat all ur flem onto it which makes “flomlette”
Here you go here is ur flomlette *smerking*
by Ryash4eva July 11, 2018
Get the Flomlette mug.It’s a disease with no cure. Flomonia is when you fall in love, become infactuated, obsessed, with Florence.
She is there in everything you do, everything you see. You have constant reminders and what to send her memes because they “relate to you two”.
Flomonia is highly contagious and terminal. Whilst you may learn to live with your symptoms, you’ll never recover.
She is there in everything you do, everything you see. You have constant reminders and what to send her memes because they “relate to you two”.
Flomonia is highly contagious and terminal. Whilst you may learn to live with your symptoms, you’ll never recover.
by Notflo February 28, 2019
Get the Flomonia mug.A Peruvian method of torture involving a two-screw coat hanger. The process is as follows:
A) A wall mount coat hanger is sharpened, then inserted hook-down into the anus.
B) The testicles are stretched around to match up with the mounting holes.
C) The victim is then screwed into place onto a wall, upside-down.
A) A wall mount coat hanger is sharpened, then inserted hook-down into the anus.
B) The testicles are stretched around to match up with the mounting holes.
C) The victim is then screwed into place onto a wall, upside-down.
In order to make an example of a would-be rioter, wardens frequently flombompistulate prisoners in order to keep the populace in check.
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Get the flompy flimpy mug.Fucking Laughing Off My Ass; A variant of lmfao. someone had a stroke in my discord and now this word exists
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