lap fever

The desire of a child (hopefully) to only sit in or be held by her or his caregiver's lap area.

Pass me that baby. He won't stop crying till somebody's got him. He's got a bad case of lap fever.

by mosthopeful October 22, 2015

butt fever

A bout of diarrhea and vomiting.

I suffered from the butt fever last week.

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

Payday Fever

A fuckwit who is not good at their job who calls in sick on payday

That dumbass John has payday fever. Just called in sick which is going to put us behind for the rest of the shift

by AriGoldn May 3, 2019

customer support fever

A sexual preference of non-Indians for denizens of the Indian subcontinent, particularly after India's sudden rise to power, following the economic boom of the early 21st century. The "customer support" moniker stems from the fact that people who call Customer Support for large software companies will often end up speaking with an Indian person.

White guy: Have you seen Aishwarya Rai? She is freakin' hot!
Asian guy: Man, you've got a bad case of customer support fever!

by f.o.b. jew November 13, 2007

curry fever

Similar to jungle fever...but being addicted to brown girls (especially indian). You become obsessed with them and want to bang them all hard.

Did you see the tits on that fucking brown girl?? Holy shit, I think I just blew my load in my pants.
Fuck man, you just have curry fever.

by Bombdizzle2 April 30, 2006

bimmer fever

A person who is in love with BMW's and only BMW's stating that once you buy a BMW you will never buy any other type of car.

I just bought a brand new BMW and I love it!
Sounds like you got that bimmer fever.

by Zaine Schwain May 25, 2010

Snow fever

When someone post a snowboard or ski picture and you instantly want to go snowboarding/skiing

A friend posted a snowboarding picture now I have snow fever

by No_one_knows1992 October 30, 2019