Butt flannel

A piece of cloth specifically used to wipe and clean your anus whilst washing yourself.

The rest of my family may use it on their faces, but to me it’s my butt flannel!

by dirk-diggler69 June 30, 2021

flannel boi

A swear most commonly used by northeners from England.
This swear has first been used in september 2017 towards an individual.

This swear means "gay boy" and or "complete retard"

Use of this swear can be very offensive towards people such as gay people and or people that are mentally instable such as SJW Woman and/or Antifa.

You really are a flannel boi aren't you?

Last night i didn't get sex from my boyfriend so instead i called in a flannel boi

by fillakilla12 December 5, 2017

flannel potatoe

When you put too much ketchup on your fries and they become soggy

No that's too much ketchup

Now it's a flannel potatoe

by Milly fletcher December 14, 2016

flannel boi

Usually seen as a gay boy and or a complete idiot. A flannel boi is a mean word used by a person/character called DankPrincess. This was first used in november of 2017. This was used to insult a gentleman named Liam. She used it in a very offensive way reffering it in a bad way.

Liam you are a real flannel boi.
Wtf lol, you flannel boi.
We used to have fun, but then this flannel boi came along

by fillakilla12 November 10, 2017

Flannel Dash

The situation that develops when a great deal of lint collects on your car's dash due to a lack of cleaning.

Dude, Armor All would take care of the serious flannel dash that you have in your car.

by burtstuart January 19, 2011

flannel jockey

A female lesbian who takes on male mannerisms, also known as a Dyke

"Dude, Jackie is such a FLANNEL JOCKEY!"

by MambaD August 9, 2017

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023