flannel potatoe

When you put too much ketchup on your fries and they become soggy

No that's too much ketchup

Now it's a flannel potatoe

by Milly fletcher December 14, 2016

flannelism

a type of government where each person gets a square of fabric and individualism causes unorganised squares, while together, they are a collective being; a collective flannel

that country is a flannelism!

by the_cernigs March 15, 2011

Red Flannels

The middle aged, disapproving chaperones.

I just couldn't have any fun with the troops of red flannels lining the walls, watching hawk-eyed!

by Mddrs August 15, 2012

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

flannel jockey

A female lesbian who takes on male mannerisms, also known as a Dyke

"Dude, Jackie is such a FLANNEL JOCKEY!"

by MambaD August 9, 2017

Butt flannel

A piece of cloth specifically used to wipe and clean your anus whilst washing yourself.

The rest of my family may use it on their faces, but to me it’s my butt flannel!

by dirk-diggler69 June 30, 2021

Blue Flannel

The go-to option for an unsolicited dick pic backdrop. Particularly when trying to "woo" somebody.

Hey, I like your blue flannel, Brian!

by NardHipples March 3, 2019