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Mad Figgerish

Mad Figgerish is a term used to describe someone who is completely childish, talks while no one listens or cares, grunts continuously and makes countless unwanted sounds, reads news articles out loud, always uses an outside voice indoors, unexplainably says the word "coochie" often, mixes two random words to make up a so-called legitimate word, answers questions which are directed at other individuals - not yourself, and makes up answers without having a clue regarding accuracy or relevance. The term Mad Figgerish is derived from an actual person possessing all of the above qualities and attributes.
What the fuck are you talking about? Did you just use the word 'coochie' as a verb? Your dumb ass is Mad Figgerish!
by Ajuma July 14, 2011
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figged out

Being as messed up as possible on whatever substance is available at the time
Man, I am so figged out I can't keep my eyes open!

I am going to the bar to get so figged out I end up in jail.

If you aren't figged out, you haven't had enough yet.

I was so figged out, I let a girl pee on me.
by venustwin November 26, 2011
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Figgerist

Figgerist

1. One who grows figs for a living.
Farmer bob was a figgerist because he grew fig trees for a living.
by HipsterGamer January 14, 2013
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Fidle Didle

To ejaculate on one's nipple usually after rubbing the nipple.
Oh baby I'm gonna Fidle Didle you all night long
by Kyce27 February 26, 2017
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Figeto

An awesome person who is a true friend that's always there for you
(Fa-ge-to)
"you will always be my figeto"
by Figeto April 9, 2017
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faglet bowling

The act (sports event) of going to a wave pool and riding an inner tube into a crowd of little faggots knocking over as many as possible. Since they usually hang out in packs of ten around the shallow end of the pool, this makes it easy to gather speed and knock many over without losing too much momentum. Doesn't work with little straight kids because they usually smarten up and move to another area of the pool after a couple of strikes, leaving the path to the fag "pins" unhindered.
by Nigglet Bowling November 27, 2019
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Figel

Someone who gets mad on stupid things
Why do you care about how he dresses? You such a figel
by FlipShalev June 15, 2020
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