cake faced whore

a girl who wears way too much make up, and acts like a complete whore to everyone around her
she's a super bitch, and wonders why no one really likes her and just wants to have sex with her

Michelle is such a cake faced whore. No wonder her boyfriend dumped her at the party

by jamezors October 28, 2007

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Fat-faced f*cking-slob

A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.

“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 4, 2021

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cheese faced bitch

Similar to a mark ass bitch, a cheese faced bitch is generally an uncooperative woman that is constantly nagging a brotha.

Teacher-bitch: Tommy, where is your homework!?

Tommy: Leave me alone you cheese faced bitch. God damn!

by J-Bra May 15, 2009

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Fecefest

The act by which one defecates excessively during one session. Can be related directly to an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations.

Dayna and I enjoyed a delicious meal at an italian restaurant, after which she encountered a massive fecefest.

Ralph had a huge fecefest after eating his mom's meatloaf.

by hbgpa July 5, 2008

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feed the alligators

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)

Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 8, 2008

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