farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.

Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.

by rtil July 18, 2008

farknocker

(said "fark-knocker"
a) a stanky fag who smells like duckbutter
b) perpetrator of a smell that lingers endlessly
c) an idiot who most certainly has bread for brains.

Dan is a gagly farknocker.

by trampragg March 23, 2008

Fabuki

The absolute best. Pinnacle of achievement.

(adj)

Have a fabuki day!
My dog is so fabuki.
This is going to be the fabukiest weekend, ever!

by Mawmee January 17, 2011

farker

1. Possessing a deviant mind.
2. Reads fark.

That farker is gonna get us all killed.

by Orius September 3, 2002

Farouk

To fuck one’s cousin

“At the family reunion, sally was looking so fine. I just had to Farouk her.”

“You farouked your cousin??! Disgusting!”

by ליאור July 6, 2021

Farkation

From the Fark.com community. Another word for being banned or timed out from the website. Fark + Vacation = Farkation.

The Nazi-like Neocons that run Fark.com don't have a sense of humor. Long story short, I'm currently on a 3 day Farkation.

by Duke U. July 16, 2008

Farskeen

A male's penis bearing foreskin of exceptional length.
A male's foreskin.

Origin: Nantucket, MA

"Damn.. that's a mean farskeen, look at that wrinkle"
"That's the farthest skeen I've ever seen"
"That's a mean wrinkle of faaarrrrrr"
"Good from a far, far from a skeen" (an unrelated, absurd, assessment of a persons attractiveness loosely stemming this word)

by willsu October 27, 2011