Fard

When you fart so hard but no shit comes out, hence being a fard and not a shart.

Greg : "Did you just fard?"
Bethany : "Yeah."
Greg : "You're lucky that wasn't a shart."

by Jerry McNoBitches September 12, 2023

fard

one of the 3 states of matter your butt makes

i laughed at a fard

by June 24, 2022

Fard

Loud fart ( 420.69 db) at high velocity with Kinetic energy released by a monke is called fard. The world's loudest fard was taken by KraccBacc in 9/10/2021.

he do be fardin and shiddin doe

by KraccBacc June 11, 2023

Fards

Meaning that you're a fucking bitch and I hate you, normally described as, hehe, fards

Character 1: hehe, fards
Character 2: oh.. FUCK YOU YOU **fards**

by Heaveb May 27, 2021

Fard

Gamer fuel.
If you sniff enough fards you can get victory royal on fordnight.
EPIC🥶🥶🥶🥶

I want amouranth to fard in ma mouth uwu mm-mommy pls pls I want to juggle yo shid in ma mouth owo

by ilickhairyass March 3, 2022

fard

Basically poop or fart but mixed together for one single and kind of gross, yet pretty refreshing expression.

Rhys: Yo, you up for another game?
Tyler: In a sec, gotta take a fard real quick.

by imyztikbruv April 15, 2021

Fard

Fard

Fard

by Asspass August 18, 2022