fapbook

the worldwide social networking sensation known as fapbook is a phenomenon based upon pointless status updates, faggotry, and lesbian orgies rolled into a shit sandwich with a sprinkle of std's and raging butthole wars. the ancients say it used to be something called facebook, reserved for a select group of real people, now it is frequented by prostitutes, drug dealers, gay fish and evil employers. For most, it is more addictive than cherry popsicles and as addictive as world of warcraft, you become part of the machine, a zombie slave, taken advantage of like a two dollar myspace slut. It is a prime example of the degradation of a once benevolent web domain, now a piss filled back alley, mined by shady corporations and sullied by pseudo-twits and really huge twats.

Hey Asshole! Stop looking at fapbook, so we can get some fucking chimichangas.

by 2hard2fap June 29, 2010

Fapology

The study of fapping, jerking off.

Guy 1: Dude, let's ditch class and go to beach!

Guy 2: No mayun, I don't want to miss my fapology class.

by MaddoggTheFatOne August 22, 2009

Fappachino

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

fapperoni

It's like pepperoni, only fapping.

Dude, my girlfriend didn't come over last night so I had to make a fapperoni pizza.

by MikfozHasLupus September 20, 2009

Faponit

Faponit™ is *the* miracle cure: If you have a serious relationship-related decision to make, use some Faponit™ before, and it becomes so much easier!

@see fap on it

- "Geez, should I get back to my ex?"
- "I'd recommend using some Faponit™ first."

by wwwrun August 22, 2011

collateral fappage

The other, unattractive people in a picture or video you're masturbating to

Man, I totally rubbed one out to those shots of Lindsay Lohan topless. Her mom was in the background, though - total collateral fappage.

by Johnny Herp Derp August 16, 2011

BarSe Fapper

A group of Singapore "bus enthusiasts" who makes regular love with buses with their gentleman's area, inconveniencing commuters after they leave their white mess behind in seats.

Barse fappers are at it again in Singapore...striking innocent buses...

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020