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Facebookanoodling

The process of incessant flirting and displays of your love for your girl/boyfriend on Facebook. Couples feel a need to post EVERYTHING from their love life for the world to see, annoying a hell of a lot of people.
Person A: 'Did you see their wall posts last night? So many kisses!'

Person B: 'Yeah, that was some disturbing Facebookanoodling. Get a room!'
by ynwa1892 November 30, 2011
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stealth facebooking

Like regular facebooking, but done in the middle of the night so as to avoid having to speak to someone on that god awful IM service.
I really wanted to add an app, but I didn't want a friend (originally friend of a friend) who has a thing for me to start talking to me, so I went online at 2am to do some stealth facebooking.
by Sophie987654321 December 9, 2008
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Butt Facebooking

Posting a status update to FB from your phone without knowing it.
My wife was walking around the mall, and she was Butt Facebooking status updates.
by Jawbonz February 19, 2010
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facebooking

The act of spreading your butt cheeks over someones face and slamming them closed. Do this in the same way you would slam the face of a book closed while it is resting on its spine.
"Steve pissed me off, so after my mile long jog I gave him a sweaty/steamy facebooking!"
by Dave Webb April 5, 2008
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facebooked

to have sent a message or wall post to someone on facebook.
jane: "hey did u tell michelle about the party?"

jim: "ya i facebooked her about it last night."
by aswiens January 3, 2008
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Facebookonality

The individual's Facebook personality as it is perceived by others from their post, likes, comments, emoji's, and other Facebook activity.
Person 1: " It is obvious it's 'Shark Week' for Susan! "
Person 2: " How can you tell?"
Person 1: " Her Facebookonality has come off a little bitchy lately. Plus she posted that she was listening to Alanis Morissette"

Person 2: " Oh yeah... its 'Shark Week ' for sure! "
by Noel "The Wise" July 6, 2016
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Urban Facebooker

One who goes to Urban Dictionary and looks up their name. They will usually scroll through a few selections in order to find the one they like best or is "most suited for them." They will then copy and paste the definition in their facebook status, a note, or their about me box. They do all this not realizing most of the people who add people's names to urbandictionary.com are creeps and stalkers who have an obsession with someone so much so they felt the world should see the unhealthy relationship.
Guy #1: What was up with that girl quoting urban dictionary for her about me box, if she is so unoriginal she has to go find some creepy definition, that was meant for someone else, to describe her she can't be that special.

Guy #2: She is an Urban Facebooker...that's how they are.
by Haharyne March 9, 2010
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