When the Cringe is at maximum... the most cringe that could ever be in one place is present in the current situation, the anomaly known as the "Evan Moment" occurs.
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A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films One Night in Batista, Deep Throat and Naughty Plumbers' Apprentices VII.
In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.
In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.
Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."
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I was talking to a co-worker about an episode of Mysteries of the Bible on National Geographic and this Evangelical Atheist jumped into our conversation telling us that we believed in a Spaghetti Monster God.
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