Ewan

A sick cunt, in ways related to a doloto. Good looking guy, likes to make out with men.

"You are such a ewan, dude"

by BAH! February 7, 2005

ewan simpson

Ewan Simpson is a fat speccy lad who gets hard in shopping centres because all of the clothes (He has a fetish for clothes) he eats dairy only even though he's lack toes and toller ant. He masturbates to little children singing on Britain's got talent and is best friends with all the special kids. You will normally find him in a hole or a basement of some mad scientist. He is also a wet carrot munching popcorn fork . His family swim and get kicked out of the special Olympics becayse they are too speedy for downies. He watched love island for a quickie with his dog. He is overall a bit weird.

Person 1: he's so weird

Person 2: oh yeah, that's Ewan Simpson

by Yassssqween June 10, 2019

E-Wa

it's a slang that is only used by people from western Saudi Arabia "Jeddah" and it means: yes, what's up or ok

1- when someone calls your name, you respond E-Wa
or
2- when you agree with someone or something, you also say E-Wa

by Mazin Quddus August 5, 2006

Ewan

Little boy with a tiny penis who also likes to dress up as a sailor.....

Your mum likes to jerk off Ewan !

by Jimmy Cricket February 5, 2004

Ewan

Saying 'yes' to going out with someone due to peer pressure or not wanting to let them the other person down. And then dumping them after a short period of time going out with them, such as, an hour.

"Will you go out with me?"
*Peer pressure*
"Yes.."
~An hour later~
"I'm sorry, I just don't want to go out with you.."

"Ohmigod, that guy just did a Ewan!"

by MagicalUnicornyay November 16, 2012

Ewatts

An Ewatts is a clever fucker that will always be there for you. A close friend that is just like a brother. The only thing bad about them is you better watch out when they are drunk. They can eat a lot of munchies, sometimes get pissed and throw things at you, or the ever so often disappearing act that sometimes includes them losing their keys, items they were wearing, and falling down or falling on their face.

Ewatts sometimes says "ShupBitch" or makes noises like "BLaAaaTt"

Ewatts usually wears shitty teams like the Lakers and good teams like Duke.

by LumberjackBigT February 24, 2009

Ewanated

A great love for pictures of kittens.

OMG im so ewanated

by stevemclol91 March 10, 2010