Muff Dunker

General slang for a lesbian. It comes from the act of one lesbian 'dunking' ones face into another's 'muff' or vagina.
This is also a term for a guy who eats a lot of pussy.

'Dude, don't... I think she's a muff dunker'

' "Hey I hear Larry's gettin action now!"

"Serious?!"

"Yeah he's a regular muff dunker!"

by Cayk September 20, 2010

Double decker biscuit

A large biscuit so large it may be 4 times bigger than above average

Zack said, "I look like a whole double decker biscuit!"

by Chiara_Hunter October 16, 2017

Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers

Alternate word for braces. The male genitalia's worst enemy.

Amy got a brand new pair of Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers. I'd keep that mouth away from your package if I were you.

by TangClock July 26, 2009

dickery

The state of being a dick

Damn, that guy's dickery is off the charts!

by Nevrmore March 26, 2005

Ducked Up

Mainly for females. Happens after a full weekend of partying and ones feet are badly injured to where she waddles due to severe pain.

"OMG, it was such a great weekend. We were all over downtown and lost the car. Man, I am so ducked up.... I can't put shoes on."

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny June 16, 2009

Dickered

Synonym for drunk.

Experience can be enhanced by smoking a joint.

Hey Kyle lets get Turkey and the crew, then get dickered tonight! Weck will probably break the water fountain again and put a hole in Alexa's fridge! Then, we can go mess with carrot as he locks himself in his room and skypes!

by Sheriff69 November 28, 2012

donut dunker

Someone who dunks the proverbial donut into the company coffee; i.e., someone who sleeps around with colleagues from work.

"Check out Alan, he's hitting on the new chick already"
"What a donut dunker!"

by WingNut December 15, 2007