Dooku

When your friend is dancing or hooking up with a girl and you sneakily put your finger or hand up her skirt to try to touch her ass or pussy.

"Last night I had no options in the club so I had to Dooku your girl!"

by James Fucking Bailey January 27, 2009

Count Dooku

To defecate. As seen in The Venture Bros. episode "Victor. Echo. November."

Henchman 21: Get out of here... I have to take a Count Dooku.

by Beastman87 August 18, 2010

dorkus

An UNATTRACTIVE female dork. An ATTRACTIVE female dork is called a "Dorkette".

You can NOT turn Bertha into a Prom Queen by just taking off her glasses and changing her hairstyle. Bertha is NOT a Dorkette, she is a Dorkus!

Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.

by Jack Bozdog August 3, 2006

dorkus maximus

scientific term for an the individual who is a complete a total dork. see dork (definition by tara)for more information

tara is a dorkus maximus. she totally started the dork revolution!

by taralina July 14, 2003

Doofusising

adj. doofus

DOO/FAH/SIGH/ZING

The physical act of being a doofus.

Example 1:
Boss: "Stop doofusising you doofus and get back to work!"

Example 2:
That dude was totally doofusising when he turned in front of oncoming traffic.

by nicolitta October 24, 2008

dorkusmaxumous

1) A person who is a dork
2) A person who is an uber dork
3) A person who had to look this word up.

That geek is a dorkusmaxumous.

by ZeeGrimReaper =P March 4, 2010

doofus

Doofus is a dipshit and dumb person. They are easily triggered and sometimes resort to youtube to vent their anger.

Doofus is really ugly

by BruddahIceCreamChips January 11, 2018